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Welcome to VindictumPranks.com, the ultimate destination for harmless, hilarious, and satisfying revenge pranks delivered by mail! Did someone wrong you? Instead of stooping to their level, send them an anonymous (or not-so-anonymous) prank that'll leave them laughing, confused, or mildly annoyed without crossing the line. Our mail-in pranks are cheeky, creative, and completely legal, making revenge fun instead of foul.
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Featured Pranks
The Glitter Bomb Special
$14.99
A classic glitter bomb that explodes upon opening.
"You Got Slimed"
$19.99
A fake notice that oozes green slime when opened.
"Cease & Desist"
$39.99
Fake legal letter with absurd consequences.
Anonymous Potato Mail
$14.99
A random potato with cryptic note.
Anonymous Purrcato Mail
$15.99
A random purrcato with cryptic note. Has an adorable drawn cat face with googly eyes. Meow :3
"Fake Lottery Win"
$14.99
Scratch-off with taunting message.
Liquid Fart Spray Letter
$19.99
Realistic stink bomb in letter form.
"Not-So-Secret Admirer" Letter
$11.99
Creepy romantic letters series.
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Devious Pranks
"Mysterious Stalker" Photo Album
$34.99
Anonymous photo album with random stock photos and cryptic notes.
Passive-Aggressive Plant
$29.99
Wilted houseplant with insulting note about their life choices.
The Ex New Dating Profile
$29.99
Fake dating profile for your ex partner created on niche dating site.
Cursed Amazon Review
$34.99
Embarrassing review posted under their name.
"Oops... Wrong Size?" Lingerie
$34.99
Oversized lingerie sent with mocking note.
Gnome Invasion (4 Weeks)
$79.99
Weekly gnome deliveries for psychological warfare.
Passive-Aggressive Diet Plan
$19.99
Insulting diet recipes printed on clinic letterhead.
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Premium Pranks
1000 Googly-Eyed Purrcatoes
$1,499.99
Overwhelm your target with the power of 1000 Purrcatoes shipped over 30 days!
55 Gallon Barrel of Anal Lube
$3,749.99
Massive 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant shipped to their doorstep.
Exotic Creature Dildo Collection
$1,999.99
Anatomically correct dragon and horse intimate toys.
Endless Spam Subscription
$29.99/month
Recurring monthly service that floods their mailbox with junk mail.
Weekly Ominous Notes
$29.99/month
Mysterious, vaguely threatening notes to keep them paranoid.
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Bundle Deals
Glitter Bomb Triple Pack
$39.99
Terrorize your target with so much glitter they won't be able to clean up for decades.
Petty Starter Pack
$44.99
Includes: Glitter Bomb + You Got Slimed + Potato Mail
Divorce Care Package
$119.99
Ensure your ex will never nag you again with this bundle!
Psychological War Crimes
$299.99
The ultimate psychological warfare package.
The Toxic Trio
$134.99
Humiliate, haunt, and hunger-torture your target in one fell swoop.
50-Purrcato Starter Kit
$224.99
Unleash the fury of 50 googly-eyed purrcatoes upon your unsuspecting target!
Why Choose Us?
100% Anonymous
No return address needed (unless you want credit)
Harmless Fun
No damage, no danger, just pranks
Fast & Discreet Shipping
Plain packaging, no hints it's from you
Customizable
Add your own message or let us improvise
Perfect For: Breakups, office pranks, petty payback, or just giving someone a (funny) scare.